The dust cleared and there it was, the biggest dog house I had ever seen and shiny too. Everyone seemed excited. Not me. I was confused! I like my Igloo dog house. They told me it wasnt a doghouse at all, but a 1975 Airstream Tradewind named "Ivan". Guess I'm supposed to be impressed. Smells like mothballs to me. Next thing I know its 4am and im being awakened from a deep slumber and lifted into the back of our SUV by Tim. I like Tim. He's so nice. When I looked out t